Ryan and Shane enroll in Camp Watcher, but not everything is as safe as the brochure claims...

Welcome to Camp Watcher. Join us tonight at 6pm PT for Orientation!

Welcome to Camp Watcher! It's Orientation Day which means we'll be sorting you into your cabins for the duration of your stay. Please remember to use the appropriate recycling bins and we'd like to remind our campers not to go into the woods unaccompanied.

Alright campers! You've been assigned your cabins and primed on the cryptids roaming the woods. This week, to soothe the unease surrounding Matt and the bus full of other children that have gone missing, we'll be playing a little game! As a reminder, our faerie circles DO NOT accept tap to pay so...

Campers, things are fine. Really! They're so fine we're going to keep playing games to prove how fine they are. Isn't that fun? Also please remember that venturing beyond the Wailing Willows is STRICTLY forbidden.

It's just the one drink this time but she's a beauty! Below you'll find our recipe for the Bloody Matty! Please drink responsibly and when going into the forest, watch out for your bones.

THE BLOODY MATTY
1 1/2 oz mezcal
2 oz bloody mary mix
1/2 oz pickle juice
1/4 oz juice from a jar of jalapeñ...